dreamboat

"How odd a figure i must seem to you now, a solitary crank who maroons himself with [VHS tapes of french new wave] and dozens of stacks of dust-jacketed [records]. Don't think I wouldn't appreciate a dramatic visit between two and three in the morning," he told her, "from an intelligent woman in spike heels and a slit skirt, with high-impact accessories." Don DeLillo, with liberty taken...

RANDOM FACT: now that's the man for me.