how could i not post this?

my favorite review of my new zine, so far:

Hey you lap-wriggling, plucky, panty-droppin’,
PONY-scribin’ princess… I just
wanted to acknowledge (and thank you) for the fact
that I am officially in receipt of the “glorified
fliers” that are the debut PONY issue. You were
correct – you do have a kick-ass art department and
the `zine in general is a hot and worthy read. I look
forward to being a future contributor. Let me know if
you need more – music-related is my niche but I am
also up for other assignments (art, film,
ass-spanking, et al). I even really dig the
stationery! Send more of those (blanks, natch) please.
Only disappointment about the magazine was – no foxy
four-eyed photos of you (hey, alliteration is
sexy, no?)

RANDOM FACT ABOUT ME: i enjoy a good bendy straw. you don't get them everywhere, but when you do, it's an extra little treat.