i should be sleeping but....
OMG. so it's way too late for a proper lady to still be up. i've completely blown my cover.
now that you all know i AM not a proper lady... why not tell me about your night?? details please, i need entertainment!
for all of you in NYC, i found this funny to read:
1) poles need hipsters because hipsters bring new money to the area.
2) hipsters need poles because poles are proof that hipsters-- despite their increasing financial stability-- are still bohemian. living near poles is a hipster's sole remaining mark of authenticity.
3) hipsters are poles. poles are hipsters. poles sell 1950s retro gas station t-shirts. hipsters eat pickled herring.
zadie smith.
random fact about me: it is very late. i am very drunk. i WILL feel awful tomorrow. perhaps feel sorry for me around noon? thanks :) i will need your pity. and some deep-fried food of sorts.
now that you all know i AM not a proper lady... why not tell me about your night?? details please, i need entertainment!
for all of you in NYC, i found this funny to read:
1) poles need hipsters because hipsters bring new money to the area.
2) hipsters need poles because poles are proof that hipsters-- despite their increasing financial stability-- are still bohemian. living near poles is a hipster's sole remaining mark of authenticity.
3) hipsters are poles. poles are hipsters. poles sell 1950s retro gas station t-shirts. hipsters eat pickled herring.
zadie smith.
random fact about me: it is very late. i am very drunk. i WILL feel awful tomorrow. perhaps feel sorry for me around noon? thanks :) i will need your pity. and some deep-fried food of sorts.
posted by LEAH FRANCES @ 9:20 AM
5 Comments:
At 12:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
powerade. gatoraid. anything. but lots of it. fuck the calories. 2 bottles and you will be right as rain. believe me, i have been there and it is never pretty.
sidenote: i love the random facts. in fact i always scroll to the bottom of each post and see if there is a new random fact. i guess that is a random fact about me...i love random facts...can't get enough of them. it humanizes the net. makes us what we are.
take care,
norm
At 8:54 PM,
LEAH FRANCES said…
thanks for the advice. i made it through the day somehow.
now where are the tales of other people's exciting night life?
At 11:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
i am glad that you made it through the day...i would rather have 12 paper cuts than a hangover.
people have exciting night lives? wow. i never knew. but you seem to have an interesting time. certainly de-sunking 2 hundred pound dogs at 2am counts as exciting night life? i hope so, otherwise, i think that i need a hobby.
At 5:14 AM,
LEAH FRANCES said…
de-sunking 2 hundred pound dogs?
At 11:33 AM,
Anonymous said…
ops...another secret...i can't type worth a crap. i have to remember to re-read everything that i type. i think that i meant to say "de-skunk" 2 very large and uncooperative dogs. not fun. wouldn't recommended it. i have 2 dogs, big and silly, that love to chase critters. they have no idea what to do once they have caught it. but it is the thrill of the chase that amuses them...but it isn't funny when they get sprayed.
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